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I’m Bout To Hit The Club And Dance Like A Stripper.

October 5, 2019by the reformed hoeLeave a Comment on I’m Bout To Hit The Club And Dance Like A Stripper.
I’m Bout To Hit The Club And Dance Like A Stripper.

Besides taking me to the bank one of the others ways to show me you love me is with music and dancing. I love when people send me songs and dance with me and sing with me. However, I can’t dance. I look like a white dad at a barbecue. My woah is more of [...]

advice && shit

I Am Dumb I Am Really Dumb For Real .

September 20, 2019September 23, 2019by the reformed hoe1 Comment on I Am Dumb I Am Really Dumb For Real .
I Am Dumb I Am Really Dumb For Real .

They should have a 12 step program for women who cant leave their ain't shit nigga alone. It'll be like Alcoholics Anonymous but for stupid b*tches like myself. You gotta introduce yourself like hello my name is Taylor and I am a dumbass. I swear this shit is a mental illness and we need to be [...]

love && shit

Taylor, she smashed the homie.

December 21, 2018December 22, 2018by the reformed hoe1 Comment on Taylor, she smashed the homie.

I saw this meme the other day. It was of a girl sleeping soundly and the heading was “how I sleep knowing that the lord has watched everything men have done to me and they're all gonna burn in hell“. I felt this on a spiritual level, okurrrrrr. Until I realized that I ain’t shit [...]

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