I know I wore so many pairs of jeans panties this summer that some people think that’s the only clothing item I own but I was making up for the fact that I hadn’t worn shorts in years! Wait ! WHAT? You heard me. I hate my legs. I think they look like ham hocks [...]
God you’re my guy and all but sometimes you be doing the MOST ! Like chill out sir take it easy on me please ! It’s like one bad thing can’t happen at a time, all of it happens at once. Almost seems as if it’s a let’s see how much they can handle before [...]
Besides taking me to the bank one of the others ways to show me you love me is with music and dancing. I love when people send me songs and dance with me and sing with me. However, I can’t dance. I look like a white dad at a barbecue. My woah is more of [...]
They should have a 12 step program for women who cant leave their ain't shit nigga alone. It'll be like Alcoholics Anonymous but for stupid b*tches like myself. You gotta introduce yourself like hello my name is Taylor and I am a dumbass. I swear this shit is a mental illness and we need to be [...]
Yung Miami is pregnant y’all. She gave a fuck about a nigga and ruined her city girl summer. I feel my good sis even though I’m not pregnant (thank god for that because I wanna go to Dyckman with a rich ass scamming ass nigga) I did give a fuck about a nigga and that [...]
I’m not gonna hold y’all I’ve been feeling real uninspired to write which happens sometimes . But then like a ain’t shit n*gga with good dick coming to ruin your life out of nowhere some inspiration showed up in the form of a twitter argument . Which I get into a lot , somebody is [...]
Okay, yes, my blog post is late but you know what’s not my period and honestly that’s all that really matters to me ! Cause summer is coming and I have to turn up . I’m trynna work on this summer body but honestly its gonna get whatever body i give it . I’m wearing [...]
I know! I know! I’m supposed to write a post every week and I’ve been slacking big time but we also aren’t supposed to be having sex before marriage and y’all still do that so obviously we don’t always follow the rules but I’m back so don’t worry. Life has just been out of control lately [...]
The Reformed Hoe. 