Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored. Ain't this some shit? I mean we been through some sh*t BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE. I never thought outside would be illegal at any one point and time in my life. Yet, it is and lemme tell you I don't hate it. I hate [...]
I hate when men enjoy things. I hate when they laugh and have fun. I close my eyes during missionary because why are you here having fun? Okay , I’m being dramatic but also not really. I’m not particularly fond of men though and I knowww thats not good because how can you dislike a [...]
When I was a kid my mom told me not to play with fire because it was hot and it will burn me. I went to go touch the fire just to make sure sis wasn't lying to me though. Then it burned me, it hurt and I cried. My mom treated my poor little [...]
Its been a while but your girl has been busy getting her life together or whatever. You know regular me shit. I own a business now guys, I am an entrepreneur! Congrats to me! So the other day it dawned on me that I would not be here if I didnt get thrown into the [...]
I have a temper that you don’t want to see. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned okay. Dont let me find out what really grinds your gears because I will go there. However, since Ive gotten older I have learned to calm it down. I thank my last job for that because before [...]
It’s gonna be four months since I got fired and a lot has changed with my life yet everything has stayed the same. It is honestly the weirdest thing to not have to get up and go to work everyday and I have to tell you I’m not really a fan. I like to be [...]
There’s this song by a Jamaican artist called Dexta Daps called 7 eleven. The premise of the song is that he has a girl and people keep telling him that she’s cheating on him but he tells them did I ask y’all to watch her for me? He realizes that they’re haters so they’re throwing [...]
I remember when I had the sidekick lx. I thought that phone was amazing. I loved it so much and to this day I can still remember how happy I was when my parents got it for me. I remember saying “this is the best phone ever, I’m never gonna get another phone”. Anyways now [...]
The Reformed Hoe. 